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Joe Flabeats's avatar

I hope to have brain chips planted in my head for tracking, mind melting, and brain dominance over humans and AI. This will allow me to connect quicker with source and allow for alternative realities. I want to go and do whatever and whenever I want.

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You are kindly invited to : FLERF -CON

This year's Flerf-Con will feature guest speakers from all around the globe.

So far the agenda looks like this, but may change if any ground-breaking new science is discovered by our crack team of analysts. (They're not very good, they are literally on crack).

10:00: Welcome - a personalised greeting and welcome to all of our guests and members as our chair congratulates each and every attendee (unless you arrived with the assistance of GPS where you will be asked to leave)

10:02: A Flat Earth - why it matters and why it's important to post 35+ poorly thought out memes a day to social media

10:25: How to Master Deflection in Debates - our guest speaker will be talking about how to deflect, ignore and run away during on-line conversations, after which the floor will be open to questions, which will not be answered 11:30: Lunch - which will mainly consist of pizza and pancakes

12:30: Hygiene on a Flat Planet - why it's important to wash your hands after fingering your sister

13:00: Embracing your Unhinged Narcissism - our speaker explains that you, yes, YOU - are smarter than every single scientist who has ever lived. Ever.

14:00: A Plastic Matrix - Guest speaker Erin "Neo" Redpill explains that every single thing ever is fake, a hoax, or a myth. Except the fact the planet is flat, obviously. Let's hope he doesn't spontaneously cease to exist like he did last year.

14:30: Video message from Dolan Trump - our very own Trump-a-Like will call you all idiots and losers. For some reason it's absolutely fine when HE does it, isn't it.

14:45: Meme break - feel free to upload a meme with a clown. Without irony.

15:00: Home time - you can float back to your mum's basement after visiting our expensive gift shop - we accept silver bullion and gold ingots ONLY. Ah - sorry EXTENSIVE.

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